School Bus Enthusiast Gifts

"They're cute, but they have too much power."

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

Travel Sickness Pills.

A kid driving the school bus.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

The lesser of two evils.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

A Cumulonim-bus

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

The Bus Stop.

Octo-Bus.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."