Bus Aficionado Gifts

Omnibus conductor trying to get a lady to board a Crystal Palace omnibus when she does not want to go there

I love Nightbuses

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

The next fast train has gone.

Baby on Top

Animals are smarter than we think!

Underwater on the Car

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."