Bus Aficionado Mugs

Omnibus conductor trying to get a lady to board a Crystal Palace omnibus when she does not want to go there

I love Nightbuses

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

The next fast train has gone.

Animals are smarter than we think!

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Baby on Top

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'