School Bus Enthusiast Mugs

"They're cute, but they have too much power."

Wake up, Twig! There's a new girl on the bus. Who? Finally! Someone from my own gene pool. Congrats, Miss Tully. So?...Who is this new bossy, opinionated loudmouth? Different pool.

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

Travel Sickness Pills.

A kid driving the school bus.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

The lesser of two evils.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Doubledecker bus stop

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."