School Bus Admirer Mugs

A Cumulonim-bus

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Doubledecker bus stop

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Octo-Bus.

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

The Bus Stop.

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Goose Bus.

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"