Busses Gifts

The strange case of the promiscuous bus.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Is Driving Doomed?

The last Passenger Pigeon

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Someday

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Bus for Giraffes.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus Stop

A Cumulonim-bus

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.