Bus Riding Gifts

I love Nightbuses

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Doubledecker bus stop

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Bus for Giraffes.

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Bus Stop

A Cumulonim-bus

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"I took the road less travelled..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

School Boundries.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.