Bus Riding Mugs

I love Nightbuses

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Is Driving Doomed?

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Vacation Bus Photo

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Someday

Doubledecker bus stop

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Bus for Giraffes.

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

A Cumulonim-bus

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

Bus Stop

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I took the road less travelled..."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Spiderman car window cleaner

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.