Bus Travel Gifts

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Vacation Bus Photo

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Doubledecker bus stop

Subway Thrillers

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Startling!