Bus Travel Buff Gifts

desert bus stop...

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Vacation Bus Photo

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Doubledecker bus stop

Pamplona Station

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Quick, follow that star

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."