Bus Buff Gifts

Speeding school bus.

An accordion bus

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.

Happy Tots Day Care.

Koala school bus

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Egg Buggy

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Auto-Pilot.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

A Cumulonim-bus

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Secret Family Recipes

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Oar-tobahn.