Bus Buff Gifts

Speeding school bus.

An accordion bus

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Koala school bus

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Egg Buggy

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Attention: Speed Troughs

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Auto-Pilot.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

A Cumulonim-bus

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Oar-tobahn.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Secret Family Recipes

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Theme Park 'n' Ride