'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'
Bridge Buff Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the bridge buff who can’t get enough of the game? Whether they’re an avid player or a dedicated fan, our collection of creative and humorous items celebrates their love for bridge. From playful mugs to quirky shirts, find a unique way to honor their passion and bring a smile to their face.
The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge
"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."
'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'
Arch enemy.
'Drawbridge ahead'
Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.
'This region is famous for its overwhelming number of covered bridges.'
Bridge opens for passing swans.
Tank
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
French horn.
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
'Why is it always about me?'
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!
'The buildings are merging.'
Privatized Jails
Newton's Law and Order.
Showing gardening tools to a tower block.
Happy Tots Day Care.
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'
Home maintenance
The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.
'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'
Auto-Pilot.
"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."
'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'
They Always Say That
Bridge Buff Gifts Collection
Bridge Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of bridge-themed mugs and give your favorite player a daily dose of humor and passion.
Bridge Buff Pillows
Browse our bridge-inspired pillows to add personality and comfort to their living space.
Bridge Buff Prints
Discover stylish bridge prints that make perfect decorations for any game room or study.
Bridge Buff T-Shirts
Check out our bridge-themed t-shirts that let enthusiasts wear their heart—and humor—on their sleeve.