Bridge Buff Pillows

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Arch enemy.

'Drawbridge ahead'

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'This region is famous for its overwhelming number of covered bridges.'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

Tank

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Why is it always about me?'

Privatized Jails

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Auto-Pilot.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...