Bridge Buffs Gifts

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The bridge of arts.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Snow Bridge.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Heavy Traffic.

The Secret Life of Pugs

Tug Of War

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

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