Bridge Aficionado Gifts

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

The bridge of arts.

Bridge of Size

Snow Bridge.

Tower Bridge

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Scientists building a tower

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Imperfect Storm

The Fall from Pisa

Home Sweet Sign

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'They learn fast, don't they?'