Bridge Watching Gifts

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Titanic: How's my steering.

The bridge of arts.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The successful rubbernecker...

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Heavy Traffic.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Tower Bridge

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'