Ship Watching Gifts

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."