Sea Watcher Gifts

'Dude, my mom used to warn me about the strong currents, but I haven't noticed any issues.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Polar bears

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Thar she blows!'