Sea Watcher T-Shirts

'Dude, my mom used to warn me about the strong currents, but I haven't noticed any issues.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Squirrel on the beach

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Fish or Cut Bait

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

Polar bears

'Thar she blows!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."