Fish Watcher T-Shirts

'This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new.'

Cat TV

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!