Watching Fish T-Shirts

"I got you a gift."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

The Da Vinci Cod