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"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bears catching fish

Butterflies

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."