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"Worms."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Beaver tower

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Bird Bath.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

The life of penguins.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'I said point, not poke!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Hyenas as Pets

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

The revenge of Russell

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."