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"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?"

Man about to be attacked by a bear.

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

Discovery.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

"So near and yet so far!"

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

'You want to put down the field guide a moment and lend me a hand?'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"We've tried forming a collective--no leader, no power dynamics, but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

Space bee

Elephant with bird footprints.

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.