Observing Animals Pillows

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

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Butterflies

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'