Watching Fish Gifts

"I got you a gift."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

TSA Noah

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.