Whale Watching Gifts

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"They migrate here each summer."

Whale Watch Tours.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Happy?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'What do you mean you're whale watching?'

"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."

'Two please.' - Human watch

'It's Mooby Dick'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale smiling at camera.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Damn these right-to-lifers.'

Ahab's whale-proof hat.

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

Pier-pressure. The real reason whales beach themselves.

"But can they save themselves?"

Cap'n Rehab - 'I need to get over my obssession with chasing the white whale...'

Save the Humans.

Whale Piñata.

'I win!'