Whale Spotter Gifts

"Mind the whale, dear."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Watching Sea Life.

Polar bears

'Thar she blows!'

'Pull...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'I win!'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'