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"Mind the whale, dear."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'Thar she blows!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Watching Sea Life.

Polar bears

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Pull...'

'I win!'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Whale Piñata.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"You'll never believe who's here."