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Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'