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"Mum, Mum! My penpal from Australia doesn't eat insects: she's a bird-eating spider!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Moon: Made in China

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Fly Tightrope walker

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

It's for you.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

A spider meal prepping

"I love their use of space"

'See if they have their green cards.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"Is this your work?"

Bird Bathrooms

Now! That's very good sweety!

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

Bumper Car UFO.

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.