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"Thank god it's Friday."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Dissectum Paniculata

Spider Web Musical Score.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Exploring in the countryside.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'