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'I can't believe it! Not another spontaneous combustion.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Bug hanging up stockings

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Praying Mantis.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."