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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Terry had a computer bug.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Praying Mantis.