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'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games