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'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Extreme Bungy

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'