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Cat Bug

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Insect extinction

Terry had a computer bug.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Bug hanging up stockings

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Praying Mantis.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Flea Philosophy.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."