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'We were going to get rid of the superbug but he's the only one who understands the new IT system.'

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I never even thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs."

"We're not as annoying up here. Let's go back down to the lamp by the reading chair."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'Great! There's no rain forecast for today: It's safe to go out...'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"He`s gone off-grid!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Keeping busy?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Dissectum Paniculata

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Damn floral activists."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.