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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Wasp

"Oi - are you looking at my turd..?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Duck Hunt

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'