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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'