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'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

"I know we were meant to get rid of the 'superbugs' but he's the only one that understands the IT systems."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Quick, shut the door! The Flu!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Insect extinction

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

A Venus cow trap.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Flies up the ante!

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Jungle

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'