Bug Fighter T-Shirts

'I'm afraid you've done to our computer what the Millenium bug couldn't do.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Computer Expert

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

A Venus cow trap.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

Frontline health workers

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Flies up the ante!

'D'you have any salt?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Drone Spray

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Computer Virus

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."