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Insect extinction

'Poacher!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"If they think a fly screen will keep them safe from us, they're dreaming: I've brought scissors...'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'D'you have any salt?'

'Where are you going?'

Flies up the ante!

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist