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"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Insect extinction

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bug hanging up stockings

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."