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"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Insect extinction

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'