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"You said your pictures were recent."

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'Who do you suppose is this Bill Harzia everyone screams about? Someone who drowned here?'

At a pine beetle concert.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'It's a nasty bug that's going around!'

'It looks like this big fellow was ready for the ice age, but where did he get the hat?'

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."

"Fly tipping"

"Im glad we're not as cute as crickets - otherwise, someone could be touting cockroach flour."

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."

"He just doesn't want to be a web designer."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'

"Ha ha ha, toilet humour! Classic!"

"We've been leaf-cutters for 127 million years, and now you tell me we're doing it the wrong way?"

Bug Bungy Jumping.

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Ours is an underground economy.'