Bug Buff Gifts

"You said your pictures were recent."

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

'Who do you suppose is this Bill Harzia everyone screams about? Someone who drowned here?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'It looks like this big fellow was ready for the ice age, but where did he get the hat?'

'Grub's up!'

At a pine beetle concert.

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."

'Ate another bee, tough guy?'

'It's a nasty bug that's going around!'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Ours is an underground economy.'

'Mister, those are not ordinary fire ants.'

Vegetarian Spider

Crickets. Insect Comedian's Nightmare.

Hey, Pluto, I'm not responsible for what a bunch of astronomers come up with!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Bug Bungy Jumping.