Bug Buffer Gifts

And the mating dance of the blue winged olives in the gloaming.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Obsession with the Internet.

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

Praying Mantis.

'Where are you going?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Egg Buggy

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'D'you have any salt?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."