Bug Beware Gifts

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'