Bug Battle Gifts

Using a balloon to distract flies.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Computer Expert

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'D'you have any salt?'

Flies up the ante!

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."