Bug Battle Champion Gifts

Hank,watch out for the biting insects.I hear they are pretty bad here.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Careful. That house has a taser."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Did you order takeout?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Tough Butterfly

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Tennis Player.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."