Bug Battle Champions Gifts

'For heaven's sake, use the windshield wipers!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.