Bug Battlers Gifts

Decoy hamper

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Romance in Swampland'

Painter's Duel.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

No fly zone

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Tennis Player.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."